Good Morning/Nite!!!
Welcome to issue #003
Here are a few things you need to know:
The person who says “I’m down for whatever” is about to reject every idea with a facial expression.
Do not make eye contact with your bank account after midnight. Nothing good happens in that mirror.
If you smell fries and nobody around you has fries, follow the scent. That is either dinner or a side quest.
Lucky number this week: 1201
That’s the copyright law section that somehow ended up standing over the McFlurry machine with a flashlight and a guilty look. Just know McDonald’s ice cream machines aren’t broken. They’re under investigation.
Proceed with caution to the most important 607 words of your week.