Your Plug’s Favorite Newsletter
Good Morning/Nite Dazees
Welcome to issue #004
Here are a few things you need to know:
If someone at the cookout declares themselves grill master with no references, it’s your civic duty to check the char on those glizzies for evidence.
If your delivery app says “arriving soon” for 11 minutes straight, IT'S OVER. Your food has entered witness protection.
I know you might have the munchies, but a gas station taquito after midnight is not a meal. It is a dare with cheese inside.
Lucky number this week: 5400
That’s how many miles per hour a used rocket stage is expected to move when it hits the Moon next week. Somewhere in space, an old rocket part said, “I know a spot,” and chose violence.
Proceed with caution to the most important 643 words of your week.